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Do you have jokes/riddles to share? Sun Mar 11, 2007 19:28 pm  Do you have jokes/riddles to share?
 

NinaZara wrote:
What mouse and what duck has two legs?

Those living near nuclear power plant?
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Do you have jokes/riddles to share? Sun Mar 11, 2007 19:48 pm  Do you have jokes/riddles to share?
 

aereal wrote:
Those living near nuclear power plant?

I take it you're joking Laughing
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Do you have jokes/riddles to share? Mon Mar 12, 2007 7:36 am  Do you have jokes/riddles to share?
 

HI Nina,

Hi Fang, that's not a bad try at all. Very Happy However, Jamie, you got it right.I was really late to congratulate you on your correct answer to this riddle. Very Happy Laughing

Nina,
Quote:
What mouse and what duck has two legs?
I guess the mouse and duck that have two legs are...wow, I have no idea... Very Happy
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Do you have jokes/riddles to share? Mon Mar 12, 2007 8:30 am  Do you have jokes/riddles to share?
 

hey!
Micky Mouse and Donald Duck? Wink
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Do you have jokes/riddles to share? Mon Mar 12, 2007 8:42 am  Do you have jokes/riddles to share?
 

aereal wrote:
hey!
Micky Mouse and Donald Duck? Wink

Got you honey!

Yes, the only mouse who has two legs is Mickey (and Minnie apparently) but all ducks have two legs! (*^0^*)
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Do you have jokes/riddles to share? Mon Mar 12, 2007 8:56 am  Do you have jokes/riddles to share?
 

Hi
that sounds very interesting
Let me tell you one puzzle and you try solve it.

Look carefuly on this photo



you must change one line's place to be right matter

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Do you have jokes/riddles to share? Mon Mar 12, 2007 9:15 am  Do you have jokes/riddles to share?
 

Dark magician wrote:
Hi
that sounds very interesting
Let me tell you one puzzle and you try solve it.

Look carefuly on this photo



you must change one line's place to be right matter

regards,
Mba

just move the vertical match from the furthest left to its opposite side changing number 2 to 3 so you will get 3+1=4...right?
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Do you have jokes/riddles to share? Mon Mar 12, 2007 12:00 pm  Do you have jokes/riddles to share?
 

YOu're right, Nina. It is logical.
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Do you have jokes/riddles to share? Mon Mar 12, 2007 12:39 pm  Do you have jokes/riddles to share?
 

Since this thread has changed from jokes to brainteasers, let me contribute one.

If a table has four corners, and you saw off one of the corners, how many corners does it have now?
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Do you have jokes/riddles to share? Mon Mar 12, 2007 13:26 pm  Do you have jokes/riddles to share?
 

Jamie (K) wrote:
If a table has four corners, and you saw off one of the corners, how many corners does it have now?

It would depend on how you sawed it!
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Do you have jokes/riddles to share? Mon Mar 12, 2007 13:41 pm  Do you have jokes/riddles to share?
 

Jamie (K) wrote:
Since this thread has changed from jokes to brainteasers, let me contribute one.

If a table has four corners, and you saw off one of the corners, how many corners does it have now?

when you saw off one corner it creates 2 corners, resulting in 5 corners. Right, Jamie?
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Do you have jokes/riddles to share? Mon Mar 12, 2007 14:05 pm  Do you have jokes/riddles to share?
 

Conchita wrote:
Jamie (K) wrote:
If a table has four corners, and you saw off one of the corners, how many corners does it have now?

It would depend on how you sawed it!

How many ways can we saw a table's corners? Somehow I feel tricked Confused
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Do you have jokes/riddles to share? Mon Mar 12, 2007 14:32 pm  Do you have jokes/riddles to share?
 

NinaZara wrote:
How many ways can we saw a table's corners? Somehow I feel tricked Confused

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Do you have jokes/riddles to share? Mon Mar 12, 2007 16:16 pm  Do you have jokes/riddles to share?
 

Or we can give a new definition to a table...hee



or we can just ask Jamie how he saw off the table

p/s: aereal, totally unrelated, do u know SMAP?kimura takuya then...does that ring any bell?Anyway, it's a boyband(more like matured men band) in Japan, I just finished watching their show on tv, they had Stevie Wonder on their show. Last week they had Nicholas Cage. I'm beginning to wonder how much money these guys have.
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Do you have jokes/riddles to share? Mon Mar 12, 2007 19:13 pm  Do you have jokes/riddles to share?
 

NinaZara wrote:
p/s: aereal, totally unrelated, do u know SMAP?kimura takuya then...does that ring any bell?Anyway, it's a boyband(more like matured men band) in Japan, I just finished watching their show on tv, they had Stevie Wonder on their show. Last week they had Nicholas Cage. I'm beginning to wonder how much money these guys have.

Nina,
i hear SMAP for the first time. It seems there are some articles on wikipedia about it - both in Japanese and English - will see what it is!
about Nicholas Cage - that reminded me about a great movie - "The Rock". Heard about it?
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