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| NinaZara wrote: |
| Anyway, have you figured Jamie's brainteaser yet? |
You gave the correct answer, i believe - it seems Jamie will approve that once he is online 
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| #48 (permalink) Tue Mar 13, 2007 23:33 pm Do you have jokes/riddles to share? |
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| #49 (permalink) Tue Mar 13, 2007 23:34 pm Do you have jokes/riddles to share? |
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| #51 (permalink) Thu Mar 15, 2007 16:37 pm Do you have jokes/riddles to share? |
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hey guys,
I just remembered one funny riddle, but probably someone from my culture will get it. Anyway, just give it a try ok.
Why does Batman wear mask?
Anyone?
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| #52 (permalink) Fri Mar 16, 2007 12:51 pm Do you have jokes/riddles to share? |
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Still unable to solve the Batman riddle, Nina.
Also curious to know the 'official' answer to Jamie's table corner riddle. |
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| #54 (permalink) Fri Mar 16, 2007 16:02 pm Do you have jokes/riddles to share? |
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Ok ladies, here's a clue. Forget about how handsome and ravishing he looks but think about something that he shouldn't be wearing  |
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| #55 (permalink) Sat Mar 17, 2007 4:12 am Do you have jokes/riddles to share? |
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Hi Nina and everybody,
I've got a joke to tell. Well, I hope it'll be funny enough to keep you smiling.
Once there was a lady walking to her workplace, across one shop. In that shop, there was a parrot which could speak. The parrot said to her, "Hi Lady, you are very ugly." She was very angry but went on walking. However, the next day, she still walked past the same shop and the parrot said the same thing to her several times. She decided to tell the shopkeeper that she didn't like this at all. The shopkeeper also reassured her that there wouldn't be such a thing anymore. So, this time the woman walked past that shop again and this time the parrot said to her, "Hi Lady,....". The parrot was reluctant, paused and went on, " You know!  "
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| #56 (permalink) Sat Mar 17, 2007 4:23 am Do you have jokes/riddles to share? |
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Darn rude parrot! Poor lady!
Thanks for sharing Rosa! |
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| #57 (permalink) Sat Mar 17, 2007 13:15 pm Do you have jokes/riddles to share? |
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The thing about parrot...
A guy wants to buy a parrot and enters the pet shop. The comes up to the salesman, points one nice-looking bird and asks:
"hey, how much does this one cost?"
The salesman checks the price-list - "$10'000"
"ugh, but why so much?" - the guy wonders.
"Well, the director of FBI was it previous owner, and it knows all the secrets of the bureau..."
"wow, but sorry, that's too much for me. What about this one?"
"This one is $20'000"
"???"
"Well, same situation here - it knows everything that was happening inside CIA within the last decade!"
The guy walks up to the next cage and notices a small white parrot labeled $ 1'000'000!
"Well, to say the truth, I have no idea whose parrot it is, and what secrets it knows, but the thing I like about it - the other two guys constantly call him boss..."
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| #58 (permalink) Sun Mar 18, 2007 11:46 am Do you have jokes/riddles to share? |
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| Rosalisa wrote: |
Hi Nina and everybody,
I've got a joke to tell. Well, I hope it'll be funny enough to keep you smiling.
Once there was a lady walking to her workplace, across one shop. In that shop, there was a parrot which could speak. The parrot said to her, "Hi Lady, you are very ugly." She was very angry but went on walking. However, the next day, she still walked past the same shop and the parrot said the same thing to her several times. She decided to tell the shopkeeper that she didn't like this at all. The shopkeeper also reassured her that there wouldn't be such a thing anymore. So, this time the woman walked past that shop again and this time the parrot said to her, "Hi Lady,....". The parrot was reluctant, paused and went on, " You know! " |
Thanks, Rosalisa! Your riddle about 'fleeble' was excellent! |
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| #59 (permalink) Mon Mar 19, 2007 6:37 am Do you have jokes/riddles to share? |
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| aereal wrote: |
The thing about parrot...
A guy wants to buy a parrot and enters the pet shop. The comes up to the salesman, points one nice-looking bird and asks:
"hey, how much does this one cost?"
The salesman checks the price-list - "$10'000"
"ugh, but why so much?" - the guy wonders.
"Well, the director of FBI was it previous owner, and it knows all the secrets of the bureau..."
"wow, but sorry, that's too much for me. What about this one?"
"This one is $20'000"
"???"
"Well, same situation here - it knows everything that was happening inside CIA within the last decade!"
The guy walks up to the next cage and notices a small white parrot labeled $ 1'000'000!
"Well, to say the truth, I have no idea whose parrot it is, and what secrets it knows, but the thing I like about it - the other two guys constantly call him boss..." |
Your joke made me smirk...hehe
Anyway, have you or anyone figured my riddle yet? I guess not everybody is a fan of Batman... |
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