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Do you have jokes/riddles to share? #91 (permalink) Tue Apr 24, 2007 3:28 am   Do you have jokes/riddles to share?		  
Comparison

Father:"Son, when Abraham Lincon was your age he was splitting rails to earn a living."

Son:"Yes, Dad. And when he was your age he was the president of the United States."

Conclusion-> don't treat others the way you don't want to be treated.............
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Do you have jokes/riddles to share? #92 (permalink) Wed Apr 25, 2007 12:24 pm   Do you have jokes/riddles to share?		  
Yo, everybody !

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Do you have jokes/riddles to share? #93 (permalink) Wed Apr 25, 2007 14:28 pm   Do you have jokes/riddles to share?		  
prezbucky wrote:
Nina,

Blue is my favorite color (not that shade of blue, but I wouldn't go with a royal-blue background).

What word in "The Plight of Ketchup" did you not get?

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Conchita

The answer to your riddle is this:

Adam


Tom,
I understand of all the words in the title, it's one of the words in your story that I did not understand, I can't remember what it is, I have to re-read it later. I'm rushing now, I still don't have my own internet connection and is using my senior's laptop.

And Adam did not come out from anybody's womb Tom..hehe

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Conchita,

First of all, you look very very lovely.
And I think the answer is flower?

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Do you have jokes/riddles to share? #94 (permalink) Wed Apr 25, 2007 14:53 pm   Do you have jokes/riddles to share?		  
Nina, lol. Oh yeah, D'oh!
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