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For worrywarts, only! Sat May 05, 2007 21:36 pm  For worrywarts, only!
 

Hi worrywarts!

Since climate protection is a hugh theme in Europe, at least, I heard a nice joke and like to share it to you:

Two planets meet anywhere in the Galaxy

A: Ah, hi B! How are you doing?

B: Hi A! Thanks for your interest, I dread I?m not so fine.

A: Oh, what?s the matter?

B: The doctor says that I have `homo sapiens?! Sad

A: Don?t worry, it will go by!

Wishing you good health

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For worrywarts, only! Sat May 05, 2007 22:45 pm  For worrywarts, only!
 

lol, good joke. We haven't been very nice to Earth since the Industrial Revolution, though I think we're moving in the right direction as we eventually wean ourselves off of oil. In many countries we see increased industrial pollution controls as well.

The planet will survive this particular climate cycle and/or global warming. We might not, but the planet will. hehe
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For worrywarts, only! Sat May 05, 2007 22:54 pm  For worrywarts, only!
 

Quote:
B: The doctor says that I have `homo sapiens?! Sad

A: Don?t worry, it will go by!

The sad part is that it won't pass for us earthlings!

PS: Good that you dropped by, Michael!
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For worrywarts, only! Sun May 06, 2007 12:23 pm  For worrywarts, only!
 

Hi Conchita!

Thank you for your kind words in your post scriptum. By the by, if I?m allowed I?d like to mention that your current picture looks pretty natural.

As for the initial theme I think that the existence of that kind of humanity that disturbes the planet is just a snatch compared to the eternity of the Universe and it might take still some more snatches to eliminate us. Rolling Eyes Who knows? Perhaps we?re even able to raise to good bacteria? Smile

Hopefully

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