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How many 5 year olds can you fight?


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How many 5 year olds can you fight? Tue Jan 08, 2008 5:01 am  How many 5 year olds can you fight?
 

Thought I'd lighten things up a bit with this question, so...

How many 5 year olds could you take on at once fighting?

Rules- No weapons, biting ,getting kicked in the balls all ok, boots are ok

Lets say your in a gym , all of the 5 year olds have a full 1 day of training and are out to kill you

20? 50? 100?

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How many 5 yearl olds can you fight? Tue Jan 08, 2008 5:23 am  How many 5 yearl olds can you fight?
 

Lucky you, at the gym where I work out I have 50-year-olds craving for my attention.

Answering your question: I just have to bulge my eyes. Small kids cry when I do that.
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How many 5 yearl olds can you fight? Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:54 pm  How many 5 yearl olds can you fight?
 

This is really unusual case or question, since the killer candidate is only 5 year olds, However as long as no weapon is allowed, I will dare to say I would not be killed, regardless the quantity of them. lol
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How many 5 yearl olds can you fight? Tue Jan 08, 2008 22:56 pm  How many 5 yearl olds can you fight?
 

I have found from personal experience that if the children are coordinating their action, an average-sized adult, or even a slightly fat one, is no match for a group of, say, seven 6-year-olds. If they're all determined to make you do something or go somewhere, they can literally pick you up off your feet and move you.
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How many 5 yearl olds can you fight? Wed Jan 09, 2008 1:58 am  How many 5 yearl olds can you fight?
 

LOL Nina!

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I'd say... six. But, you know, I wouldn't hurt them -- I'd just keep them from seriously injuring me.

That might be hard to do, actually.
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How many 5 yearl olds can you fight? Wed Jan 09, 2008 1:59 am  How many 5 yearl olds can you fight?
 

do we get to wear protective goggles, a football helmet, maybe a protective cup?

hehe
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How many 5 yearl olds can you fight? Wed Jan 09, 2008 8:33 am  How many 5 yearl olds can you fight?
 

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How many 5 yearl olds can you fight? Wed Jan 09, 2008 16:13 pm  How many 5 yearl olds can you fight?
 

That Molly, Tom? Dhang, baby, I'm not an animal person but she's hot. Hubba hubba!

By the way, from my experience as a helper at a kindergarten (which was a looong time ago) I could say only one 5-year-old is enough to take me down.
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How many 5 yearl olds can you fight? Wed Jan 09, 2008 22:26 pm  How many 5 yearl olds can you fight?
 

lol

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How many 5 yearl olds can you fight? Thu Jan 10, 2008 7:31 am  How many 5 yearl olds can you fight?
 

I would pick up one and swing him around like a chain and use him/her to hit the other kids off of me. I think I could take around 50 but then I would get tired and they would scratch my eyes out
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How many 5 yearl olds can you fight? Fri Jan 11, 2008 5:40 am  How many 5 yearl olds can you fight?
 

Boke, you reminded me of Miss Trenchbull in Matilda. She actually swung and threw a blonde, glasses-wearing, big doe-eyed-girl for wearing a pigtail!

Are you both by any chance, related? Laughing
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How many 5 yearl olds can you fight? Mon Jan 14, 2008 3:57 am  How many 5 yearl olds can you fight?
 

with my fierce and cruel face i suppose they won't close to me..

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How many 5 yearl olds can you fight? Mon Jan 14, 2008 7:37 am  How many 5 yearl olds can you fight?
 

i'm not gonna do anything except sitting and smiling at them. Very Happy
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How many 5 year olds can you fight? Mon Jan 14, 2008 14:54 pm  How many 5 year olds can you fight?
 

What about offering to buy them all ice cream or take them to McDonald's? This might destroy any of their intentions to fight with me.
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How many 5 year olds can you fight? Tue Jan 15, 2008 6:01 am  How many 5 year olds can you fight?
 

Torsten wrote:
What about offering to buy them all ice cream or take them to McDonald's? This might destroy any of their intentions to fight with me.

I'm guessing that they'll fight with themselves for grabbing the icecream or Mcdonald's. Laughing

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