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Stephen King #16 (permalink) Sat Jul 05, 2008 6:14 am   Stephen King		  
prezbucky wrote:
So okay, I've had a"few" beers (Warsteiner -- TORSTEN, REPRESENT!)

Be careful, Tom. You know "basic honky tonk anatomy:

The drinkin' bone's connected to the party bone,
The party bone's connected to the stayin'-out-all-night-long.
Then she won't think it's funny, and you'll wind up all alone,
And the lonely bone's connected to the drinkin' bone!
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Stephen King #17 (permalink) Tue Jul 08, 2008 7:11 am   Stephen King		  
In this case, she was upstairs snoring.

But here's another drinking-related country moral:

If you drink, don't drive
Do the Watermelon Crawl.

:)
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Stephen King #18 (permalink) Tue Jul 08, 2008 14:09 pm   Stephen King		  
At the company where I work, if you were caught driving drunk, you would be asked to resign.

Good thing I don't drink. :)
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