stop smoking vs. stop to smoke

[Haihao]

I know it's rather unnatural but what I intended to do was use 'smoke' as a noun meaning cigarette. Please take a look at this:

A: I've told you many many times you better put a...
B: A what?
A: stop to smoke (cigarette).
B: It ain't no yer biznis!!

[Jamie (K)]

No, Haihao. That's not English.

Also, it's not, "It ain't no yer biznis!" but, "It ain't none o' yer biznis!" if you want to be correct in your incorrect English.

[Haihao]

But people do reduce "none o'" simply to 'no' in that phrase, don't they? Of course "It ain't none o' yer biznis!" is the best incorrect form. :)

[Jamie (K)]

[Haihao]

I am sorry but how about this one:

A: Gimme a smoke (cigarette), buddy.
B: Yer body's rott'n. I tol' ya hundred times you put a...
A: A what?
B: stop to smoke (cigarette).
A: It ain't none o' yer biznis!!

Is this not possible?

[Jamie (K)]

Haihao, just give up this "stop to smoke" phrase. It's just wrong. The rest is okay, but "a stop to smoke" isn't really English -- formal or informal.

[Haihao]

I resign, Jamie, and I know it's wrong... now. Sorry, Jamie.