Love Songs

[Prezbucky]

Oops, bit too much beer last night. hehe
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Billie Jean is not my lover. Hee.

[Yankee]

[Prezbucky]

LOL

Okay, let's make something up. I'll do the first verse and chorus.

"I Love You, Food"

Just another awful day at work
Boss man yellin' at me
And I feel like a jerk
But when noontime rolls around
I head for the vending machine and
It's time... for some... chow.

I love you, food
Breakfast, lunch and dinner
Late-night snacking don't make me no sinner
I love you, food
Pizza, spaghetti, cheeseburger and fries
I'll be eating you till the day I die...
I love you, food.
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Billie Jean is not my lover. Hee.

[Prezbucky]

A Country classic from the mid-90s:

"Don't Take the Girl"
Tim McGraw

Johnny's daddy was takin' him fishin'
When he was eight years old
A little girl came through the front gate
Holdin' a fishin' pole
His dad looked down and smiled, said "We can't leave her behind
Son I know you don't want her to go
But someday you'll change your mind."
And Johnny said,

"Take Jimmy Johnson, take Tommy Thompson
Take my best friend Bo.
Take anybody else you want as long as she don't go
Take any boy in the world
Daddy please, don't take the girl."

Same old boy, same sweet girl, ten years down the road
He held her tight and kissed her lips in
Front of the picture show
Stranger came and pulled a gun
Grabbed her by the arm.
Said, "If you do what I tell you to there
Won't be any harm."
And Johnny said,

"Take my money, take my wallet, take my credit cards
Here's the watch that my grandpa gave me
Take the key to my car.
Mister, give it a whirl
But please, don't take the girl."

Same old boy, same sweet girl, five years down the road
There's gonna be a little one and she
Says it's time to go.
Doctor says, "The baby's fine, but you'll have to leave
'Cause his mama's fading fast."
And Johnny hit his knees, and there he prayed,

"Take the very breath you gave me
Tear the heart from my chest
I'll gladly take her place if you'll let me
Make this my last request
Take me out of this world
God, please, don't take the girl.

Johnny's daddy was takin' him fishin'
When he was eight years old.
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Billie Jean is not my lover. Hee.