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#2 (permalink) Thu Oct 16, 2008 17:45 pm Increase of language coaches |
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It feels very liberating to be a language coach. Carrying this badge is both pc and fashionable, and losing the teacher stigmata is similar to the way feminists must have felt when they rid themselves of bras and other constraints imposed on them by tradition and society. No one loves a teacher, but everyone loves us language coaches! _________________ Test of English as a Foreign Language TOEFL Preparation & TOEFL Vocabulary Learn more: How to Become an English Teacher |
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Ralf Language Coach

Joined: 20 Apr 2006 Posts: 1485 Location: EU (Ireland and Germany)
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#3 (permalink) Thu Oct 16, 2008 19:09 pm Increase of language coaches |
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| Ralf wrote: |
| No one loves a teacher, but everyone loves us language coaches! |
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Skrej I'm here quite often ;-)

Joined: 03 Jul 2008 Posts: 863 Location: Not-quite exact central USA
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Yankee I'm a Communicator ;-)

Joined: 16 Apr 2006 Posts: 8265 Location: USA
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#5 (permalink) Thu Oct 16, 2008 22:46 pm Increase of language coaches |
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| No one loves a teacher, but everyone loves us language coaches! |
They may love you, but they wonder why they're getting exactly the same from you as they were when they paid you to be a teacher.  |
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Molly I'm a Communicator ;-)
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#6 (permalink) Thu Oct 16, 2008 22:50 pm Increase of language coaches |
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| Hey c'mon, how many you coaches went through "language teacher >> facilitator >> coach" mill? And while we're at it, any corporate communication consultants here? |
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Molly I'm a Communicator ;-)
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#7 (permalink) Thu Oct 16, 2008 22:54 pm Increase of language coaches |
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I've heard of ESL academies in Spain where the language coaches are forced to engage in synchronised downloading of 32MB files on the whim of a cross-dressing data inputter.
(Sometimes in gangs of 154. And I doubt whether their laptops were Toshibas.)
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MrPedantic I'm a Communicator ;-)
Joined: 13 Oct 2006 Posts: 1319 Location: Southern England
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#8 (permalink) Fri Oct 17, 2008 0:15 am Increase of language coaches |
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Hvae you noticed how language coaches rhymes with lots of roaches.  |
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Molly I'm a Communicator ;-)
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#9 (permalink) Fri Oct 17, 2008 0:16 am Increase of language coaches |
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| MrPedantic wrote: |
I've heard of ESL academies in Spain where the language coaches are forced to engage in synchronised downloading of 32MB files on the whim of a cross-dressing data inputter.
(Sometimes in gangs of 154. And I doubt whether their laptops were Toshibas.)
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Sorry, MrP, but the term would be shown the door were it to appear in our academy.
Hey, MrP, do you ever go to parties and overhear converstions such as this coming from the loo?
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X: Hey, that MrP's here.
Y: Oh no, he's the one who tells that same old "joke" over and over again, right?
X: Yep. And, he's the one who gets all offended when you use ", right?". So watch your tongue there, right? |
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Molly I'm a Communicator ;-)
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MrPedantic I'm a Communicator ;-)
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#11 (permalink) Fri Oct 17, 2008 8:13 am Increase of language coaches |
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That's MrP's other story. Expect endless repeats.  |
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Molly I'm a Communicator ;-)
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| Your Last Meal | Looking for someone to practice English speaking. |