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Increase of language coaches #1 (permalink) Thu Oct 16, 2008 17:33 pm   Increase of language coaches
 

Am I wrong in thinking that there has been a rise in "language coaches" on forums recently? If you're out there, language coaches, tell us something: Did you used to be "language teachers"? If so, what career change, training, rebirthing, etc, did you go through to become a "language coach" - whatever that is?

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Increase of language coaches #2 (permalink) Thu Oct 16, 2008 17:45 pm   Increase of language coaches
 

It feels very liberating to be a language coach. Carrying this badge is both pc and fashionable, and losing the teacher stigmata is similar to the way feminists must have felt when they rid themselves of bras and other constraints imposed on them by tradition and society. No one loves a teacher, but everyone loves us language coaches!
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Increase of language coaches #3 (permalink) Thu Oct 16, 2008 19:09 pm   Increase of language coaches
 

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Increase of language coaches #4 (permalink) Thu Oct 16, 2008 20:56 pm   Increase of language coaches
 

What!?! Haven't you ever heard of ESLC, Molly?

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Increase of language coaches #5 (permalink) Thu Oct 16, 2008 22:46 pm   Increase of language coaches
 

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No one loves a teacher, but everyone loves us language coaches!


They may love you, but they wonder why they're getting exactly the same from you as they were when they paid you to be a teacher. Laughing
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Increase of language coaches #6 (permalink) Thu Oct 16, 2008 22:50 pm   Increase of language coaches
 

Hey c'mon, how many you coaches went through "language teacher >> facilitator >> coach" mill? And while we're at it, any corporate communication consultants here?
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Increase of language coaches #7 (permalink) Thu Oct 16, 2008 22:54 pm   Increase of language coaches
 

I've heard of ESL academies in Spain where the language coaches are forced to engage in synchronised downloading of 32MB files on the whim of a cross-dressing data inputter.

(Sometimes in gangs of 154. And I doubt whether their laptops were Toshibas.)

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Increase of language coaches #8 (permalink) Fri Oct 17, 2008 0:15 am   Increase of language coaches
 

Hvae you noticed how language coaches rhymes with lots of roaches. Twisted Evil
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Increase of language coaches #9 (permalink) Fri Oct 17, 2008 0:16 am   Increase of language coaches
 

MrPedantic wrote:
I've heard of ESL academies in Spain where the language coaches are forced to engage in synchronised downloading of 32MB files on the whim of a cross-dressing data inputter.

(Sometimes in gangs of 154. And I doubt whether their laptops were Toshibas.)

MrP


Sorry, MrP, but the term would be shown the door were it to appear in our academy.

Hey, MrP, do you ever go to parties and overhear converstions such as this coming from the loo?

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X: Hey, that MrP's here.

Y: Oh no, he's the one who tells that same old "joke" over and over again, right?

X: Yep. And, he's the one who gets all offended when you use ", right?". So watch your tongue there, right?

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Increase of language coaches #10 (permalink) Fri Oct 17, 2008 0:22 am   Increase of language coaches
 

(I've even heard of academies in Spain where professors and pupils post from the same IP at 2 in the morning as they do at 3 in the afternoon...)

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Increase of language coaches #11 (permalink) Fri Oct 17, 2008 8:13 am   Increase of language coaches
 

That's MrP's other story. Expect endless repeats. Wink
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