Meaning of attendence ("people like you dance attendence on me")

[Twilit1988]

<My sweet and dears teachers>
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''people like you dance attendence on me'' means they do what i tell them right?
""I want to upchuck over you or on you?

[Mister Micawber]

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Please remember that I told you not to use that greeting-- save it for your girlfriend (if you are a boy) or boyfriend (if you are a girl) or significant other (if you are gay). Use 'Dear Teacher' or 'Dear English-test.net' or something similar; in these, 'Dear' is not an endearment, but a stylized salutation.

Look at some of the other posts here. Posters here use such casual, friendly greetings as 'Hi, everyone' or just 'Hello'.
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Native English teacher at Mister Micawber's

[Twilit1988]

I have joined other forums. i wrote the same.they never insult me as you are doing.please i want to learn English from Uk and American teachers not Japani one who doesn't know anything but to write everything by using a dictionary.where are other teachers.tell me if it's wrong to say ''sweet and respected'' should i bring a british teacher here to explain for you.or maybe his English is different :shock:
What if someone uses ''love'' for you what will you say?
You'll call him a gay.
let me explain.
''love'' is used to address somebody in a friendly way.
we can''t be a teacher by buying two dictionaries.
Where are other teachers please?

[Yankee]

Hi Twilit

Mister Micawber was not insulting you. He was giving you some very good advice.
In the UK and in the US, it would be inappropriate and unnatural to begin a letter or an e-mail or a forum post with "My sweet and dear teachers".
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[Yankee]

Hi Twilit

[Tom]

Hi Twilit

Just for the record, I've not seen Mr. Micawber insult anyone here or on other forums. He is a very decent teacher, and hundreds of students benefit from his vast expertise every single day.

He's given you some very good advice; please make the most of it.

Tom