A bit of a laugh ;-)?

[Aji]

hello everybody,
joke's sometimes needed by student colledge specially when they got bad remark ( scores ) or bored, went to cinema or saw good scenery didn't have enough money,so just saw joke show at televisi cheap no money need
thank
aji ( sorry bad grammar )

[Diego2000]

Well... to tell you the truth, I think it's not a good idea. When students enjoy themselves in class, they only remember the funny moments but it doesn't guarantee that students learned. Perhaps I say that because I am moody but it's my opinion.

[Joao Fonseca]

Hi again,
I am highly with good sense of humor, and english teacher must use it in class, long ago at english class my teach asked the whole class the following grammar humor questions ?

WHAT IS THE JOKE ABOUT NO NEITHER DO i /
- all student was thinking about a reply and some said
I DONT KNOW
so the teacher reply
NEITHER DO I

how about that ?
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Joao Mª H. Fonseca
Your last mistake is your best teacher.

[Joao Fonseca]

Me again dear friend, another joke about being a humor student or teacher. in other words, I mean occasion, my teacher was on a diet. and once he enter the classroom he start asking the whole class the following questins.

ARE YOU ON A SEE FOOD DIET ?
MOST OF THE STUDENT REPLY NO.

SO HE SAID.

I AM , IF I SEE FOOD I EAT.

MIGHT BE A GOOD ONE
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Joao Mª H. Fonseca
Your last mistake is your best teacher.

[João Alberto]

I everybody.
Express humor it´s not easy labor, but by a sheet of paper, I think it´s so hard. Anyway I liked very much, especialy some guys that manifested their joke side.
On the other hand, on the lesson there is a word that make me confused : I think the King, he added one PROVISO not provison as it´s written:
He added one provison however and that was if the young man put himself forward and failed, he would be soundly flogged (whipped).
Excuse me my poor English and if I did right writing about.
Cheer.

[Nora Mohamed]

Good morning, For me i can not live without laugher, It is good thing from Allah to forget the bad things happened in our life, So if we are satisfied on our life we will be happy. one can face many troubles and bad manners from the others in order to be happy he must push this by good manners.

[Achmad Soepanto]

I am usually doing everything seriously. However, sometime I can make other people laugh because I want it.

[Chaya]

I use humor all the time!! Whether it's a play on words or my performance while I present a dialogue (I used to be an actress), I hardly ever fail to get my students to laugh. Of course they know that learning English is a serious matter, but I find that they pay more attention to me cause they don't want to miss something humorous that might happen!

[Chaya]

One of the sheets I use is a 'tv guide' from the BBC; and one of the programs listed is: "A Comedy: Don't Ask Me." So, I ask them: What's on at 6:00? And they respond: A comedy. I cut them off and ask them: What's the name of the comedy? And, of course, they respond: Don't ask me. And a bit 'annoyed,' I ask again: What's the name of the comedy? And again they respond: Don't ask me. Usually by the third time someone 'gets it' and starts laughing and the others ask the student what's so funny and he/she tells them and then the whole class starts laughing. It works every time!

[Alex Pee]

There was a Russian employee from our company who returned from
Seattle and asked me why there were so many shops selling nails (for
construction) in the city. I couldn't grasp the question and only then I
understood it. "NAILS" had the second meaning (fingernails)!!! This is the
true story!

[Chaya]

In Hebrew the word for 'liver' and 'heavy' are the same: kaved. So, the joke goes: An Israeli walks into a restaurant in the U.S. and orders a plate of heavy! My students like that joke cause they aren't native-Hebrew speakers, but Russian speakers!

[Bond]

Thanks for your email. I really like the joke. It was really funny.I hope you can send me more joke. Do have any suggestion where i can practice more English writing. I hope you can help me with my writing problem.

Best regards
CHARLOTTE BOND

[Minerva]

Hi Alan the article about laughing was very nice, but I didn't smile so often since two mounths ago, here in home we have a lost, my father past away and I mis from him his laughing, not aloud, he always smile quite, he had a sense good humor.

[Bimabiru21]

Hi Good morning hope all are fine .........

[Fabrizio]

That was funny! Thank you!