A bit of a laugh ;-)?

[Shanthisethuraman]

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Hello

Your Prayer is good,

You can change it like this "May God Bless Everyone for long life

and share the dinner by all".

Just for laughs

A little girl came from school and said to her mother"Mom to-day in school I was
punished for something that I didn't do".

The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher
about this... by the way what was it that you didn't do?"

The little girl replied"My homework".

So We should attend test regularly like school homework otherwise we will get
punishment from Sir.

Thank you

S.Shanthi

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Dear Sir,

As I am suffering from fever & cold from yesterday night, my doctor asked me to take
rest for 3 days, I am unable to attend test.

This is for kind information.

Thank you

S.Shanthi

[DEA38Ru]

What is the longest word in English?

It's "smiles" because there's a mile between the first and the last letters.

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Hi,
Teacher asking the students:

Which of the Alphabet in English will stand always capital letter when it is used
the singular of first personel pronoun? Give examples.

Student replied: The student jumped and said that is "I"

Examples: I am Indra from India

I am studying 7th standard in Higher Secondary School

I live in Chennai

Soonafter the teacher said to the students," very good" and keep it up.

Thank you

S.Shanthi

[DEA38Ru]

I've heard it recently. A possible string for a rap song: "When GDP's greater, you feel yourself better". It's not really funny but it's about the real life and about how I feel now looking at the EU and the USA' debt crisis.

[Shanthisethuraman]

Hi

I will never bother about other countries except my country.

Thank you

S.Shanthi

[Shanthisethuraman]

Never feel depressed when you are weighed down difficulties, God will never

impose on you the ordeals which you cannot bear.

S.Shanthi

[Shanthisethuraman]

Dear Sir,

I request forum to not to send any private messages to me, this is for your kind
information.

Thank you

S.Shanthi

[DEA38Ru]

A woman is boarding a ship.
- Captain, I'm scared of the water.
- Don't be silly, mem. People never drown in these waters.
- Are you sure?
- Of course I am. Sharks never let anybody drown.

[Shanthisethuraman]

Hi Dea38RU,

Thank you for your advice and your joke. My learning journey will never stop
even if I quit this forum. It is my turn to have the last laugh, It means I am going
to learn more and more from different sources to get highest grade. It is my goal
I will never go back, yesterday my friends suggested me two three ways to
learn my English i.e. http:/English07 and http://English-Test.us. This will enough
for me to learn English, more over we are buying lot of magazines like The Hindu,
Bussiness Line, Forzen Thoughts and other English Magazines.

My kind advice is, you try to catch my place that is thirty three rank to
keep yourself happy.

Wish you all the best to you and all learners.

Thank you

S.Shanthi

[Kati Svaby]

Hello Shanti,

Of course I am very sorry that you want to leave the Forum.

If you decided in this way, - I understand you- let me recommend you a very good teacher, on the You Tube.-she is free. You have to write on Google: ESL.Jennifer. This is enough and you'll find her home-page. She is a a very good and devoted teacher who has more than 200 recorded lessons. If I have met her sooner I could have spoken now very well and fluently.

If you listened to one of her lessons write me your opinion - I would be very curious. Than a retired teacher, I say to you she is one of the bests.

Good studying:
Kati Svaby
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We always deceive ourselves twice about the people we love - first to their advantage, then to their disadvantage.

[Shanthisethuraman]

Hello Teacher,

Thank you for your kind advice, I am really learning English very beautifully in other sites,
I have no problem, really I am enjoying more than what I enjoyed before in the ETN.
Of course it is founder of my English Learning that I will never forget, I am not all
interested to come back to this net.

Thank you

S.Shanthi

[Kati Svaby]

Hello Santhi,

I think you don't believe me that it is worth to watch these lessons. This one is for beginners but there are for advanced learner also.

Bye:
Kati



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We always deceive ourselves twice about the people we love - first to their advantage, then to their disadvantage.

[Kati Svaby]

Hello Santhi,

You didn't answer me and I don't want to you to answer me anymore.

It didn't come into my mind that in India there is a caste system.

What could this apostrophe of your last letter mean?
"Hello Teacher" I don't want to qualify this apostrophe because it qualifies itself and the person who had written it. The penny dropped late to me unfortunately. I didn't think you can belong to one of the castes. There isn't other explanation for this kind of style.

" A person, such as an untouchable, is told from birth that they are not welcome in society." - this sentence from the Internet.

In your country do you say?
Do not expect good in return for a good deed.

Me.
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We always deceive ourselves twice about the people we love - first to their advantage, then to their disadvantage.

[Shanthisethuraman]

Hello Teacher,

Thanks for all your help which I never expect from you, as I had already wounded by
forum, please don't disturb our Country by saying caste, there is only one caste that
is all are humanbeing, so please don't write letter like this, definetely I am not in position to continue this forum as I have some personel problem.

Thanks for all of you

S.Shanthi