Funny introductions: I am Gray...

[Gray]

Hi friends, this is just to make learning English a bit funnier.
Introduce yourself and be as funny as possible :)

This is me:

hello everyone, i am gray,
not white or black you can say,
let's walk together,
on this beautiful way

And it is your turn now :)
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First lesson - English, not english. I, not i. ~A student of English