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#31 (permalink) Tue Jun 01, 2010 11:23 am Hello everybody! My name is Marcin, I'm 28 and I come from Poland. I found...

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Bagheera301 wrote:

Wolfgang wrote:

Hello,
after the lunch break our English trainer asked me to write a little joke and I will try it now:

Mother calls to the son:
'Come on, you'll be late for school.'
'I don't want to get up,' came the reply from the bedroom.
'Why, what's wrong?'
'The teachers hate me and the pupils despise me.'
'I'll give you two good reasons why you should go.'
'What are they?'
'One - you're forty-one, and two - you're the headmaster.' .... ;-)

I'm hoping for another joke in response
Rgs.
W.

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