TOEFL® essay: Are parents the best teachers?

[Naiverock]

Dear Richard_Jack, thank you for your precious suggestions.
I can understand Ulker's language type entirely. We are all Chinese.
There are many words in Chinese that we can't just translate them into English by every single character, or else we could possibly create lots of funny and bizarre English words. However interesting thing is some of these exotic phrases become prevalent.
For instance, an interest sentence 'good good study, day day up'. I bet you can understand what it's telling.
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It will sure be a lot of fun here to make friends with you guys.

[Naiverock]

Share you a funny joke about a love letter. (written by a boy who just stats to learn english, to a girl he loves, at least he thinks so)
If any of you can understand the meaning of the whole letter, definitely you have been a good master of the language---Chinese.
Have fun.
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Dear wang litte girl:

From see you one eye, I shit love you.
your eyes close,I die;your eyes open ,I come back live.Your eyes close and open again and again ,I die again and again.
Maybe you do not know me ,no matter.one see clock emotion is pop.
I think I should introduce myself to you.
I call Li old big. toyear 25.
My home four mouth people:papa,mama,I and DD.
I beat letter very fast,because I am a computer high hand.I even act as black guest.
I do early xyz every day,so that I can have strong body to protect you.
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut myhair to be a monk , and find a place where many monks live in to over mylife.

your old big
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It will sure be a lot of fun here to make friends with you guys.

[Anniehal]

[Naiverock]

Hi, nice to meet you, Anniehal.
I can tell from what you just wrote that you are very exited to be here.
I hope you will have a good time here.
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It will sure be a lot of fun here to make friends with you guys.