Are we men crazy, or what?

[Kitosdad]

How can we so readily accept the false impressions that are generated by women's appearances? Things the we men would never resort to, (at least 99% of us.)
How do we get so easily conned by women?

Foundation and make-up.
Mascara and lipstick.
False eyelashes.
Hair lacquered into place.
Perfume.
Plastic finger-nails.
Support/up-lift brassier.
Plastic/ silicone breasts.
Corsets or elasticated girdles/ body supports.
Nylons or tights.

Remove all the above and give them a good shower ... What are you left with?
An optical illusion!

Kitos. Only joking ladies.
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[Cgk]

Hi Bill,

actually, I often wish men would do these things, so they would be more bearable to look at. ;-)

Claudia
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[Kitosdad]

My Mia, my Dutch girl-friend of yesteryear wore only a pale lipstick.

She had lustrous hair and unmarked skin.
Her figure was svelte and without artificial assistance, and she had cornflower-blue eyes, and she always smelt like a woman should smell, sweet without the help of perfume.

Where is she today? I know not, for I left her in 1959, more fool I!
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[Ralf]

I'm one of those crazy guys as well. Looks matter. Look at the animal world and ask a female peacock about shiny feathers and elaborate plumage :)
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[Mixmixi]

I have bad experiences too!
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[Political Lurker]

Men always look much older when they dress up as women - yet loads of them just keep doing it? - I just find it a real drag!! :-)

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[Cgk]

Oh, Jamie, c'mon! Maybe the guy with the pink curlers looks drag, but the guy next to him has quite a nice body. So, don't you dare talk about my girlfriend! Anyway, I find them way more attractive than . . .



Or how about:



Yeeeehawww!

Claudia
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[Cgk]

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[Kitosdad]

That picture doesn't really do you justice Jim. You're a fine figure of a man, be Jaysus!
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[Mixmixi]

You're awesome Jaime, that made me laugh for a few minutes! :-)))

Regards - Mixmixi
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[Cgk]

Jamie,

actually, balls are not needed to play the game. Please look into your Biology book under the section "Male Anatomy", if you don't believe me. ;-)

Claudia
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[Kitosdad]

Hark! The scurrying of many feet on their owners way to obey the Oracle. LOL.
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[Mixmixi]

Ok, It's becoming really funny. :-)))
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