Cabbage patch

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A cabbage patch is a zone where you can grow cabbages. But what means "to cabbage patch", as in "they'll cabbage patch you upside the head"?

[Mister Micawber]

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It seems to mean hit, but I'll need more context. The online Urban Dictionary has several odd definitions for the phrase, none of which seems applicable here.
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[Jamie (K)]