What are the differences between men and women?

[Witch]

Look at this guys:

SUCCESS:
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MONEY MANAGEMENT:
A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one dollar item he wants.
A woman will pay one dollar for a two dollar item that she doesn't want.

HAPPINESS:
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

THE BATTLE:
A woman always has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

What do you think about these?

I completly agree with "a woman have the last word" 8) 8) 8) and i have to add a saying:
The man proposes and the woman ........
(please somebody help me i can't find the last word)

[Torsten]

Hi Witch,

You've brought up a topic I hope a lot of people (female and male) will be interested in. I think the statements you have quoted are very funny and contain a fair amount of truth.
There are quite some differences between both sexes and they always are a source of inspiration for story writers, film makers and sometimes even spouses. Women prefer prefer to talk about family or friends over a cup of coffee because they like sharing personal things whereas men like to do a lot of public talk about politics and business. They want to capture and impress their listeners. Any ideas why this is so?

TOEIC listening, question-response: How long is Christmas vacation?

[Witch]

[Kumi]

Hi Witch,

Many thaks for sharing very interesting information about the differences between men and women. :wink:
With a great sense of humour!!

I admit, as one female, that most of the statements about females are quite true. 8)
Especially;

[Ronald]

[Torsten]

[Witch]

[Alla2006]

that is very good

Women prefer to talk about family or friends over a cup of coffee because they like sharing personal things whereas men like to do a lot of public talk about politics and business. They want to capture and impress their listeners. Any ideas why this is so?

[Alla2006]

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