Can I say, "Next time I wear my swimming cap!"?

[Princess O]

The thing that attracts a princess to a knight is his over showing off gestures of strength, skill and fighting which is then backed up with impeccable grammar at the point of helmet removal. At this point, fluid words of romantic and poetic nature, peppered with hand kisses and an interesting demeanour helps to seduce the fine lady.

[Princess O]

I'd not take the horse.. :0P

[BrianBBrian]

Jamie, what do you think?

[BrianBBrian]

Ah, can I retract my previous comments about the horse. I would prefer to rephrase it as: with the right grammatical structure do you think an English gentleman could part you from your panties?

[Princess O]

I'd take the offer from a fine English gentleman with an appendage like a horse. Especially one who looks like tarzan with straw like hair and a panchant for swimming caps!

[BrianBBrian]

Unfortunately, with a penchant for swimming caps your English gentleman would no doubt have soft and flowing locks.

[Princess O]

Princesses like to swing with tarzans without armour. The slang word for that would be bareback!

[Princess O]

Soft, flowing locks you say. NOPE I'm out! I only like hotties, with muscles and animal passion. I know, not very princess like but.... every girl likes a bit of rough!

[BrianBBrian]

Princess O - it has been wonderful chatting but your lascivious comments have rendered me completely paralysed from the waist up, including my brain. I must seek immediate and urgent medical attention before I lose strength in my penis which I am using to type this message...anon, fare the well my princess xx