"A guy walks into a bar" jokes

[Dee3]

Hi. I found such a sentence in a story : He told too many "a guy walks into a bar" jokes (none funny) and "I'm a badass trader" war stories (none impressive). // It sounds like there are quite a few jokes related to drinking at a bar though I don't know any such jokes. Anyone volunteers to tell a bar joke, whether it's all-pervasive or not, whether you think it's funny or not? I just want to know what it is like. Thank you.

[Beeesneees]

http://www.jokes.com/stand-up-search/jokes/tag/Walks%20Into%20a%20Bar
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[Our Tort System]

The one that always cracks me up:

A guy walked into a bar. The other guy ducked.
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[Dee3]

Thank you, Beeesneees, for guiding me to the webpage featuring "a guy walks into a bar" jokes. I haven't read all, but found some funny, others inscrutable. My impression is that they are leaning toward the obscene. Probably that's why people are amused.
Thank you, Our Tort System, for sharing a breath-long joke. I'm afraid I don't understand it. Somehow I had a picture of someone trying to avoid being shot. Why did the other guy ducked? And what makes you crack up so much about this joke? Please tell me.

[Our Tort System]

Hi Dee,

To understand it, consider another meaning of "walk into" - "bump into". You can walk into a wall and hurt your head. Also, another meaning of "bar" is "a supporting rod, beam".
So, if you don't duck, and walk into a bar, you essentially hit your head against it.
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If it's not easy, don't do it!
That's how I got where I am.

[Dee3]

LOL