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His wife thought he broke wind through the keyhole.
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| #3 (permalink) Sat Nov 05, 2011 16:46 pm Bar joke |
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Thanks B.Another one-A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again.
There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood he started shouting in the middle of the show:
"Look, it's not the same hat"
"Look, he is hiding the flowers under the table"
"Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades ?"
The magician was furious but couldn't do anything; it was, after all, the captain's parrot. One day the ship had an accident and sank. The magician found himself on a piece of wood in the middle of the ocean with the parrot, of course. They stared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word. This went on for a day and another and another. After a week the parrot said: "OK, I give up. Where's the boat?" |
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| #4 (permalink) Sat Nov 05, 2011 16:47 pm Bar joke |
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Perhaps it is incomplete. There is a bar joke in which the wife says ....
The wife said "blow your breath through the keyhole."
He blew his breath through the keyhole and she could smell the sardines
She then yelled, "you nasty ***! As soon as I break you off of one habit, you come back with another one!"
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| #5 (permalink) Sat Nov 05, 2011 16:48 pm Bar joke |
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That's definitely a different joke, Clubmember.
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| #6 (permalink) Sat Nov 05, 2011 16:49 pm Bar joke |
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| Tarun Rawat wrote: |
Thanks B.Another one-A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again.
There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood he started shouting in the middle of the show:
"Look, it's not the same hat"
"Look, he is hiding the flowers under the table"
"Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades ?"
The magician was furious but couldn't do anything; it was, after all, the captain's parrot. One day the ship had an accident and sank. The magician found himself on a piece of wood in the middle of the ocean with the parrot, of course. They stared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word. This went on for a day and another and another. After a week the parrot said: "OK, I give up. Where's the boat?" |
The parrot thought the magician had made the boat disappear and did not understand how he did the trick.
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| #7 (permalink) Sat Nov 05, 2011 16:51 pm Bar joke |
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| But that is too a great one!isn't it?Mr. B I am not able to get the humour of the jokes(mostly the last lines)what's in the second one? |
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| #8 (permalink) Sat Nov 05, 2011 16:54 pm Bar joke |
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| Ok now I got that.Thanks Coach |
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