Let's laugh!

[Mr. Kyaw Min Lwin]

Well I've run out of my own true story , now it's your turn.
As I said don't be shy. Homer sometimes nods.

kind regards.
kyaw.

[Mr. Kyaw Min Lwin]

It's about my old pop.

As children of the chief doctor of the hospital my elder sister and I could go anywhere in this government hospital. One day there was a rotten corpse to be autopsyed . We were about 7 and 6 years old. We always used to go and watch doing autopsy. It was a drown corpse. So it had a huge swollen stomach like a tub. No others can watch it, except us me, my sister and a gang of our friends. We watched it through the mortuary windows.

Here comes the show.

In fact, it was the simple job of the morgue man. But my father seemed like to show off that day.
He smiles to us, lifts sleeves of his white duty coat , picks up the scalpel like a knight and starts to cut the huge stomach with a style.

BOOM..!

What happened?

We couldn't see clearly as the stomach exploded all its innards , pressurized water and mud.

Was our father hurt?

No. he's A OK. But with all these corpse things on him.

Oh dear, poor Father!

kind regards.

[Mr. Kyaw Min Lwin]

This is about me in the hospital. OPD, ER, Morgue and anywhere in that hospital is my playground. Nobody dares to shoo me away.
One day we were playing catch me if you can, I was the catcher, chasing them down. Can't find them. So furious to be a lone catcher.

I saw a closed door. Why the hell this door is closed before me. I pushed it with a great force. I was very strong then, taking all these Free vitamins, maybe from UNICEF. lol.

BANG!!!

Then I rushed running back out of it.

What happened?
What happened?

Did you see a hospital ghost in there?

No. I believe in ghost and I don't scare them, but they scare me . I'm the chief doctor's son. I can drive them out of their dwelling anytime, If I don't like them.

It was the woman who was on delivery. Both her legs stretching up sideways and tied up to the props of the delivery table. A huge round bowl of red water was near her feet on a high stool.

Some women in red and white uniforms and of course, my pop, hanging up both his hands in action. I caught them red handed.
They all were collaborating a bloody thing.

But it's all right , they all are common sights to me.

But something did scare me. And you know that?

kind regards.

[Alicja1]

Dear Kyaw! Your description is so picturesque and colourful ,that nobody can have any doubts what you were scared of. I at least, would be deadly scared!

Alicja:)

[Shanthisethuraman]

Hi Kywn,

What I feel why I joined this ETN, whether to improve my English/degrade my English
I am questioning myself. I have got good books to read, and chosen best online to
improve my English, it is enough for me.

Thanks a lot to the English-Test-Net which I enjoyed so far to improve my English.

I want to thank one and all for your kind co-operation.

Thank you

S.Shanthi

[Mr. Kyaw Min Lwin]

Thank you very much Ms. S. Shanthi

I know you've done a lot of contributions to ETN. Cheers my lady.

kind regards.

[Mr. Kyaw Min Lwin]

Thank you dear Alicja.

But, he he.

By the way, what are you doing on this topic. I thought you were busy with the recording. Big girl.

Anyway, how was your school today?

kind regards.

[Mr. Kyaw Min Lwin]

This is not funny. But me as a Bad Boy.

When I was in my first year in college. There was a she tutor who I thought fell for me. She always picked me asking this and that whenever she took the class. Our class normally was a 300 seat theatre. Shaped like a huge bowl. So I didn't like being always picked up.
Oh , our college was very new and fencing was not completed. So cows and goats were our college mates.
One day, after she asked me those question ( which I could always answer, trust me ) I went out and sat on the corridor.

There I saw a herd of my class mates, Cows. About 8 of them near the theatre.

I'd got that silly idea. And I drag their leader by the harness to the theatre door and hit it on the hip. There she goes.
And the rest come one after another into the theatre. I Just hand to spank their hind sides.

Good Girl! Good Girl !

I coaxed them. They all went down until half way to the bowl typed theatre by the steps.

What happened.

The whole class was in disorder and had to stop. Oh dear. Me the bad boy.

Later I had to faced the administrator and apologized the tutor who loved me. She accepted with full of tears in her eyes. Smiling though.

kind regards.

[Zhigang]

dont hesitate to say i am genius, we can do anything !

[Mr. Kyaw Min Lwin]

A Mantra to Drive Away Ghosts.

If you're afraid of ghosts and when you happen to encounter them.

Chant this mantra three times calmly. It can scare the life out of them. Regardless of religion. And most of the modern ghosts are multilingual.

ATA IMAM XAN!

It can scare the life out of them. Regardless of religions. Trust me.
And most of the modern ghosts are multilingual.

kind regards.

[Kkebe]

Dear Mr. Kyaw,

Thank you for sharing your story, it is very entertaining.
Kind regards,
kk

[Mr. Kyaw Min Lwin]

Thank you KK,

I know some of them are a bit thick.

And you know what the mantra says in British English?

I AM A TAXMAN!

Even ghosts scare him.

kind regards.

[Kkebe]

Dear Mr.Kyaw,

Thanks for the tips to chase away the ghost, but I would be happy if I know the meaning of the mantra before I start chanting lol.

Kind regards,

kk

[Kati Svaby]

Hello Mr. Kyaw,

First what I tell you.

I was a student in my second year at high school. There was a big fair in front of the place of our school .We had a break of 20 minutes so we went out to the fair. We were looking around we bought some sweets and we bought a balloon which was filled up with gas. When we returned to the class-room I don't know how but I let go the string of the balloon The balloon flew up on the ceiling. We got frightened and we had still 1 or 2 minutes from our break and my every class-mate tried to burst it out with throwing up pieces of coal. ( In that time in every class-room there was a stove which was heated with coal.) One children watched when our teacher was coming.

And the teacher entered the class-room. The balloon was on the ceiling - it was a arched ceiling- and the balloon moved at right and at left.

It was a history class. This teacher was famous about that it was an impossibility to follow with attention his lecture. On every history class everybody was murmuring with the others. Then the teacher was telling his lecture meantime he walked up and down. I don't know what he could think in himself because it was so silence that you could have heard a pin drop. There was only few minutes for going the bell. Everybody looked with a furtive glance the balloon. We thought that we will get away with it.

But no, once the teacher stopped short and fastened his eyes on the balloon as he would see a balloon first in his life.

-Who did it ? -asked he.
I wanted to stand up immediately but I was sitting in a bank in the middle and two my bank-neighbour snatched my hand and told me : No!!!

So my teacher remained without answer. Then he called our form-master who was a very strict teacher.

Who did it ? asked in a very authoritative tone.
I immediately stood up.

He told: " That it is intolerable, the last week your sister let out a bird in the class-room in the history class and now you let a balloon. You take unfair advantage of Sir Csiha."

Meantime the bell went. We try to blew the balloon again and we threw one piece of coal and the balloon at right blew. We tried to blow before without success. So this story had to happen in this way.

Neither my sister nor me wanted take unfair advantage of Sir Csiha.

We both had been innocent. My sister had to go out from the class and she saw a sparrow in the great hall. The sparrow wanted to be released from the hall but it flew into the windows and fell down. My sister thought that it died, she felt sorry for it and took it in the classroom. She put it in her bank. But the bird came to awaken and began to fly in the classroom.

She got away with a verbal warning but I received a severe reprimand for this little childish prank. What meant I got a satisfactory mark from school-conduct in my school report.
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We always deceive ourselves twice about the people we love - first to their advantage, then to their disadvantage.

[Mr. Kyaw Min Lwin]

Dear KK.

The mantra says- Ata Imam Xan. I AM A TAXMAN. I AM A TAXMAN. I AM A TAXMAN.

But you've got to say it Ata Imam Xan which is transformed into ghost language like in the films. LOL..

And most modern day ghosts are late businessmen . So it surely will scare them away as you chant this mantra.

Have fun!

kind regards.