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From one extreme to the other
As the railways lines start to buckle, the beaches continue to attract thousands and the treasured pot plants in my garden wither in the extreme heat, my befuddled brain, searching for air as the temperature soars, has turned to the use we make in English of expressions to do with the variations of hot and cold. Let me tell you a story to show you what I mean:
Charlie could be relied on to get hot under the collar
about almost anything that upset him. Whereas most people who disagree with you in an argument simply give you a frosty look
and then move on. Charlie would react in an entirely different way. When the argument had hotted up
, he would lose his cool
and start to rant and rave.
Friends would take him to one side at his favourite pub and point out that behaving like that in the heat of the moment
was not doing his heart any good. Getting hot and bothered
over the smallest things was not conducive to a long and happy life. Women, they said, would tend to give him the cold shoulder
if he continued to carry on like this. Then someone in the pub who was noted for being practical and could always see clearly as he said in the cold light of day
, mentioned that he’d read somewhere of a course to help people like Charlie. Another punter said he actually had a leaflet hot off
the press giving details of the course. The question was who was going to mention it to Charlie as he could well flare up
at the very idea. Dave, who at first blew hot and cold
at the idea, eventually agreed to take on the task. There was a bit of tension at first as people waited for Charlie to react but although he didn’t exactly give it a warm welcome
, he did indicate that he would think it over and that helped to take the heat out of the moment.
One evening in the pub someone came rushing in saying he’d come hot foot
from Charlie’s flat with news about the course. The general expectation was that Charlie had got cold feet
about joining but the fact was that he had signed up and would be away for one whole week. Throughout the next seven days many of the regulars were in a cold sweat
wondering what the outcome would be. One diner in the snack bar had such a heated argument
over it with another diner that by the time he’d got round to eating his piping hot
soup it had become stone cold
. Even the casual customers who were so to speak somewhat out in the cold
because they didn’t know what had been happening, quite warmed
to the idea and decided to join in with the betting that went on as to whether Charlie would be a changed man or not. The landlord even hit on the idea of creating a new cocktail called ‘Cool Charlie’, which sold like hot cakes.
Eventually the day arrived when it was known that Charlie would come to the pub again. It was also agreed that someone should be available to make a remark that would normally have caused him to lose his temper. Now, this was a bit of hot potato
and nobody really wanted the job knowing that they might get into hot water
. In the end Martin, the oldest member of the club, found himself in the hot seat
and reluctantly agreed. Suddenly the door opened and in burst Charlie. It was impossible to tell whether the course had succeeded in transforming him. It was then that Martin, virtually in cold blood
spoke making some derogatory remark about Charlie’s lack of success with women. Everyone’s blood ran cold
and those that were nearest to Charlie couldn’t move an inch, they were frozen in their tracks
. Charlie laughed quietly and then announced something that was to warm the cockles of everyone’s heart.
‘Ah yes’, he said cool as a cucumber
walking over to a young woman sitting in the corner ‘let me introduce you all to my fiancée.’
Have a cool day
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